citymod:

do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?

You make it seem as if double-dipping isn’t bad. What if someone who’s licked a butt hole double-dips?

lord-of-the-nerds: discordion: When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid. When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days. When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door. When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick. When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine. When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone. clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

My friend thinks that thirty years from now, people won’t read actual hard or soft cover books anymore. He thinks everyone will use e-books. PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU DON’T THINK SO. ACTUAL BOOKS THAT YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR HANDS ARE HOLY AND PRECIOUS.

catchmythoughtsmidair:

jeneralization:

weowejkrourchildhood:

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Jo has spoken.

In a new school being built in North Dakota, there will be no library built along with the school. The superintendent deemed it unnecessary and decided the cost of building a library would not justify its use.

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feather-pants:

puffy-puff:

laugh-addict:

Gorillaz vs. The Killers - Somebody Told Me vs. Feel Good Inc 

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This is the greatest thing

ever

STOP WHATEVER  YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. NOW.

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fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

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wanderlust:

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

shibbins:

im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god

but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it

then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it

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i-killed-the-tree-of-life:

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hey-its-tsai:

ask-femgermania:

fuckyeahrobespierre:

Some of the most iconic photos of our history. Seeing them in color makes it even more surreal.

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS DONE—

did i already reblog this

who cares it’s awesome

The middle three I think are especially poignant, because I think when images of destruction, violence, and death are seen in black and white, there’s a sort of unreality about them…a tendency to see them as history, the stuff of textbooks, and not as real things that really happened. 

GOOSEBUMPS

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